mustard is a hazard

[IALuder]

OK, I almost got in some serious trouble at work today. I was talking to someone while on break at work, keeping myself occupied in the mean time from the conversation I didn't want to be in by squeezing on a mustard bottle. I apparently squeezed a little too hard and the cap blew off, flew about 15 feet, hit some lockers and a stream of mustard followed, covering parts of the ceiling, floor and some lockers against the wall. There was about a half a bottle covering a blotchy line for about 15 feet. Not to mention it was covering overall about 3 square feet of ceiling tile 7.5-8 feet up. This could be the new terrorist weapon, so watch out!