So I just got 3 tickets in 30 minutes on my way to work.

I'm really pissed.

I'm driving to work, and about to get on the highway. However, I accidently turn onto the Outer Road that runs parallel to the highway, because the turns are right next to each other. So I'm like "crap!" and I try to drive through the median back onto the highway onramp.

A guy driving a red Mustang GT stops in front of me so I can't get on and pulls out his cell phone. Obviously, I shouldn't hang around, so I backed away and got back on the outer road and kept driving like nothing happened.

But...I get pulled over anyway - by 3 cop cars. They say "Another driver says you hit him while attempting to enter the highway." WHAT!?!?!? I didn't hit this guy!!!! What the crap is going on...ok so anyway, 5 cops come and look at the front of my car to try to find ANY proof that I hit him. FIVE cops....

They find nothing but apparently the Mustang driver has
"damage to his front-right quarter-panel", so I get three tickets - two of them related to the incident, and one Extra Bonus thrown in for kicks.

1) Not displaying a front license plate - HELLO...there isn't anywhere to attach it on the front of the Jeep - they didn't make a mount for it!

2) Reckless driving - It wasn't reckless...I just turned the wrong way and I needed to get back on the highway

3) Leaving the scene of an accident - THERE WASN'T A FREAKING ACCIDENT...I didnt' even touch the guys car...he probably just wants insurance to cover something that he did himself a while ago.

Anyway, sorry to rant guys, but that really pisses me off. Now I'm going to have to pay my lawyer a bazillion dollars to get all this off my record.

- Dzur the Enraged One