For you Michgan ladies

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and dishes.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to
eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love them Michigan girls!