For you Michgan ladies
 

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and dishes.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to
eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love them Michigan girls!

lmao

Yeah, but I bet the woman from Alabama is the hottest of the bunch...;) :yes:

sounds like maybe the ones from the D

Nobody has seen anything until they hang with some Jersey girls for a while. Forget about eyes baby, watch out for your sack :cool:

i like jersey accents on girls
"pincils"
"intanet"
....dont ask why

^lol. nice:yes:

Ahh, that shit is killer. I'm in North Jersey myself where the accent isn't that bad.

Though, I will say there is something about that accent thing on the chicks. Must be that is sounds so dirty :cool:

I haven't been to the east coast yet but I think I wanna get stationed out there to see how it is...

East coast baby, the place to be.

Well, just a coast really.

I heard that Michigan has the four seasons...is this true? California or Nevada doesn't...

Pa DEFINITELY has the 4 seasons....they're really not all what they're cracked up to be. I'd much rather live somewhere that has one season. Hot, no clouds, and no humidity.....that's where I want to be.

And not all accents are attractive. Take the Pa dutch accent/language.....NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL!!!

I like the new york accent...sexy sexy...

Canadian is the sexiest!

Never heard a Canadian talk before...

michigan has...2.5seasons
Winter
Summer
3-4weeks of fall

Weather here goes from 80 on thursday to 40 on sunday

It's like that in California and Nevada too....but I don't recall the Fall season...I only feel Winter and Summer...

Jersey has winter and summer, that's it.

I'm sorry, but Biker's right, the Canuck accent is just aboot great.

And D, the Pittsburgh yinzer accent is pretty damn funny too an'at.

I never thought much of the canadian accent...

Now that I think about it, one of the girls I liked in middle school was from jersey and had that sexy accent. :D I started young.

I know this guy whose got an irish-new york accent....sounds different...in a good way...

Not familiar that that much with the Pitt accent....it's weird cuz 2 of my managers at work are both born and raised in Pittsburgh, but neither have the accent. A lot of the people around here just sound stupid and unintelligent. Like they say "yous guys"....wft is yous???? My mom and I always have arguments about how water is said. She pronounces it "wooder" and I of course pronouce it correctly ;) so I always get on her 'bout that. I have a tendancy to like foreign accents.

my mom says "clooset" (closet) and "malk" (milk)
my dad says "luhyar" (liar) and then some other stuff that I cant remember right now.
crazy parents

Dang...where are they from?

Well my dad is just a freak and my mom is from saginaw, mi...this stupid place in mi where everyone has that accent. If you travel 4miles outside city limits the accent dissapears......

I lived in Boston for a couple years as a kid.

Now that's an accent.

I love a Mexican-Spanish accent first and foremost, then there's the Scottish accent. Yes, I know, it didn't help that Fat Bastard was Scottish but for some reason (Fat Bastard excluded) I find that accent soo sexy. New York accents don't really bother me, Texan accents are ok, but Southern accents (Georgia, Alabama with all the slow drawals) REALLY irritate me. There was this really cute girl that used to work with a friend of mine that was from deep in Georgia. Her accent was very thick and she was soooo nice but I couldn't stand to be around her. The only Canadian accent I've ever heard was a character on tv doing the "typical" accent attaching "EH?" on everything so I really can't comment on that one.

I used to know the hottest chick from Scotland.

Man, that accent made her even more hot. I would just drool whenever she was talking.

I like the down south accent...this guy here has one and the things he says makes me smile because i t's so cute to me the way they say certain things...;)

mnn irish/scottish;)

Who is irish/scottish?

I had figured out that my last name is Scottish

Heh, my last name is Connelly. Quite Irish. But I'm really a mutt and don't look Irish at all. More of the Greek shows through definitely.

I think everybody is a mut one way or another...everybody is so mixed up...ha ha ha

^Welcome to America

Das right....ha ha ha :)