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Old 05-18-2003, 01:35 AM   #1
GirlRacer
 
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Prayers-Male vs. Female

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, when he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. As I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER: ================

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store.
Amen.
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