funniest race i have ever seen....

last night I was at the liquor store, when I witnessed the funniest race that I have ever seen
the first car was a 1st gen neon coupe with a single wiper and led sprayers, huge APC stickers and dual-deck alluminum wing, (automatic tranny) with nitrous(at least that is what he said, what I saw was that stupid bazooka tube that looks like a nitrous bottle). second car is a four door cavalier, dark green, with a red touring style wing and huge APC stickers.
So they both try to lay rubber on launch, the kid in the neon does a neutral drop and breakes the automatic, the other kid in the cav takes off and hits his four ways at about 50 when a cop flips around and hits his lights...
I got one hell of a good laugh