What makes 100%

[Whiteclipse99]

What Makes 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

BUT,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

AND,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close, Attitude will get you there, but Bullshit will put you over the
top. And Look how far Ass kissing will take you.


A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127%