What makes 100%
 

What Makes 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

BUT,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

AND,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close, Attitude will get you there, but Bullshit will put you over the
top. And Look how far Ass kissing will take you.


A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127%



:hmmm:

hehe

LMAO:bow: ;)

:hmmm: it makes sense :yes:

Lol :D

ive seen that before but never to that extent...lol very nice :D

lol

:yes: :yes:

That's sooo good gurl
thanks for sharing

Thats funney. Maybe i should do more ass kicking, to make it over 100% lol

Hey, how did you find my work plan??!?!?!?!:paranoid:

C H R I S = 51%

hm.... maybe it is right

T o m - 58%... ha!! chris i have less letters than you and im still beating you in my... uhhhhh percentage

lol...good one..lol:crazy:

LOSER = ME

DIMITRY=98% (Bow to me you petty humans!) ;) :D j/ks :bandit:

yah Er...I enjoyed this one too. Didn't think about posting it though:loco: I'm "special" like that though....


coincidently DENISE=56% that can't be a good sign;(

CHRISTOPHER = 123%

bow down to that

LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D

That is hilarious! And so true.

DIMITRIUS = 127%
BOOYACASHA!!!! :bandit:

nice!

chris is actually
3 8 18 9 19 = 57%
but doesnt help you beat tom

my name is christopher = 139%!!

that what i get for just kinda lining the numbers up... so i gues im back ontop again :rambo:

Melissa...69%. Did I do that right?

Melissa 69.
yeah I think 69 is right
hahahaha:D

:eek: :eek: :eek: aw man.
My friends already call me April Showers because they think it sounds pornographic. I was in a play in the 3rd grade and it was about the months of the year. I was April Showers and my best friend was May Flowers. So I get busted on big time for that because they all saw the newspaper pic from back in the day at my dad's one time. It was all like "...And Melissa as April Showers" I don't see where they got this from. I could see if the word Golden Showers was in there but it wasn't.

HHAHAHA
thats funny too...
And they are right...it kind of does sound pornographic....in a way...oh well...it's all good.

I guess that it does to an extent. Well I guess it's a good thing because when I go into the business, I won't need to pick out a name. Yeah right. Just kidding.

I thought you were already in the business?!?! ;) :D j/k

Robert = 78%

i think thats right at least :crazy:

WTF D? I thought you weren't going to tell anyone. Pimps up Hoes down. :D

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The only thing that I really starred in as April Showers was that play in the 3rd grade. I don't think that I could ever really bring myself to be a star in the dirty movies. Or be a stripper. I've gone to many strip bars and I just don't know how those girls can do those things. It may sound corny but I just think that sex and my body is sacred and I can't share those things with just anyone. There's no amount of money that would ever change that. Are there guys out there that would be able to be with a stripper or a porn star? In terms of a relationship?