why guys shouldn't....

go shopping on a saturday morning.

God, this is really getting on my nerves. A weekend ago i had two girls bump into my cart and smile. Now this morning I had a girl named "sara" run over my ****ing heels. Dam they still burn as i type this and it didnt' make the drive home much fun i'll tell you that.

How it all happened:

So i'm in the pasta section finding some.. pasta , and i'm stopped grabbing some PASTA (go figure) and this cart goes flying into the back of my heels (both of them - shit it hurt bad). When I swing around ready to chew someone out- there is some 5'4-5'5 brown hair, brown eyed late 20's chick giggling, she intro's herself as "I'm sara, sorry about that, hope it doesnt hurt too much." While shes saying this i'm thinking about all the mean words i could possibly say to her, and she left it open like she expected me to intro myself (I dont think so) But i dont say shit and walk away, cause i'm really pissed that both my heels hurt. Maybe I shouldn't say walk, it was more of a hobble. That woman must have been RUNNING when the cart hit me, cause dam I thought I had torn something.

Needless to say, this is a shout out to all the girls that might possible do this to a guy, or even for a guy to do this to a girl. DONT. For the love of God dont ever start a relationship off with pain. If i ever see that dam girl again i'm going to remember how much my heels hurt and that is no way to get to know me better.

Now has anyone ever done this? (and i wont yell at you if you have, promise!)