why guys shouldn't....
 

go shopping on a saturday morning.

God, this is really getting on my nerves. A weekend ago i had two girls bump into my cart and smile. Now this morning I had a girl named "sara" run over my ****ing heels. Dam they still burn as i type this and it didnt' make the drive home much fun i'll tell you that.

How it all happened:

So i'm in the pasta section finding some.. pasta , and i'm stopped grabbing some PASTA (go figure) and this cart goes flying into the back of my heels (both of them - shit it hurt bad). When I swing around ready to chew someone out- there is some 5'4-5'5 brown hair, brown eyed late 20's chick giggling, she intro's herself as "I'm sara, sorry about that, hope it doesnt hurt too much." While shes saying this i'm thinking about all the mean words i could possibly say to her, and she left it open like she expected me to intro myself (I dont think so) But i dont say shit and walk away, cause i'm really pissed that both my heels hurt. Maybe I shouldn't say walk, it was more of a hobble. That woman must have been RUNNING when the cart hit me, cause dam I thought I had torn something.

Needless to say, this is a shout out to all the girls that might possible do this to a guy, or even for a guy to do this to a girl. DONT. For the love of God dont ever start a relationship off with pain. If i ever see that dam girl again i'm going to remember how much my heels hurt and that is no way to get to know me better.

Now has anyone ever done this? (and i wont yell at you if you have, promise!)

At least you're getting attention from females..........;(

lol, never did or never happened to me

Would you rather a guy bumped into you and introduced himself?!?!

Sounds like she's just trying the good ole cavewoman approach. Bam bam, bam bam bam. A guy who's heels hurt can't run away too fast........easy prey.

b

Sheesh Mt Biker.. You should have felt special by the sounds of it.:crazy:

I just felt alot of pain man, i was not impressed! Not at all!




Mate i think its all in the attitude you have, i think people like being around happy people. If you aren't happy then its goign to be hard for people to want to spend time with you.

I am a happy person...I'm very outgoing and joke around alot..it just seems like I'm in a dry spell that would put the damn Sahara Desert to shame :o

yah Rob, I'm sure it hurt a lot...I've been run into with a cart like that before...too bad it wasn't by a hot guy, but an extremely elderly woman:paranoid: ...but dude you should still take it as a compliment. And NO I would never try doing that to a guy. If I have the balls to run into him with a cart and then introduce myself afterwards like it was nothing, then I should have the balls just to talk to him without sending him to the ER.

well thats a little messed up...

hahaha, well how are you expecting to get attention from girls if you make it obvious you know about girls being evil
"Women are evil"

LMAO....shhhh!

I think Rob might have deserved to be hit in the heels....:yes:

for real... i would have shaked the pain off and talked to her

Yeah dude - getting picked up in the grocery store? Guaranteed getting a chick who cooks. That's tough these days!

Which one of us are you talking about? :paranoid:

so what now i'm the @asshole for not talking to a girl to thinks a good way of talking to a guy is to hit him? I'm sorry that just doesn't go over well with me

Mr. mt biker was the Rob I was talking about....it was more of a joke between he and I....I found out some extra information on the hit, introduce and run he had. Ask him why he always goes to that particular grocery store even though he always gets hit (on).


And no rob I don't think you're an asshole for not talking to the girl. I'm sure it took you by surprise and the only thing you really had on your mind at that time was if you were gonna need medical attention. I told you that I didn't think that was a very "smooth" way of getting a guys attention and that if she had enough balls to ram her cart into the back of you heels, then she should have just had enough balls to just go up and talk to you. Unfortunately for her she chose the first method and got shot down basically. I'm tellin ya what...if I see a hot guy in the grocery store and I decide to go talk to him/introduce myself, I'm gonna ask him a question about what he's looking at or ask for advice on a certain dish. I think that would be a lil smoother dontcha think?

Well, Rob? Please divulge.....

It sounds to me like a good hangout spot for Captain Caveman.

b

its the only shopping place in my area that isn't filled with old people.... so i shop there...

lol yeah all i get hit on is by a married chic...i want no part of that mess

I cook. :yes: ;)

I hate grocery stores. I always get "the look" but never get run over.

And Rob...wouldn't it be nicer to shop w/old people? I'll bet THEY know how to drive carts. No no...you cruise that store cuz there must be a buncha young gals walkin around. :D :hmmm: :doh:

No need to cruise for chicks anymore...;)

you should have rammed her back, introduced yourself.. and walked away. :rambo:

Now that woulda been funny. :yes: :D :D

hahahaha funny!
BAM! "hey whats up im ..... naw nevermind", HIT CRASH** "nice to meet you... talk to you later"

I would have been pissed if someone tried that on me:(!!The Achilles tendon is so important for every day use so anyone trying to get someones attention by hitting someone with a shopping cart to their Achilles tendon needs to watch out or someone like me may sue! The Achilles is the largest tendon in the human body and can withstand forces of 1,000 pounds or more. But it is also the most frequently ruptured tendon.This tendon allows a person to stand on one's toes, to run, to jump, to walk normally, and to go up and down stairs.Think about driving.
I have injuried my achilles heel and let me tell you guys for people who don't know the pain..It hurts and if you tear it (luckly I didn't but I can't get so high on my right foot tippy toeing)
Like you said you can't start a relationship with pain.

this thread is cracking me up :D