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Old 11-27-2002, 01:49 PM   #1
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Sex Therapist =)

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr.Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me." So she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:51 PM   #2
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that was fairly stupid
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:57 PM   #3
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lol....i got it...but its tough to read and make sence of it lol
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:57 PM   #4
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:58 PM   #5
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:59 PM   #6
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that was fairly stupid


must say more about you then the joke

if you read it outloud it makes alot more sense.
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Old 11-27-2002, 02:04 PM   #7
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Old 11-27-2002, 07:15 PM   #8
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must say more about you then the joke

if you read it outloud it makes alot more sense.




I guess i cant read

think about it i read it aloud and was not ammused i am sorry that we think diffrent things are funny/not funny. i am not going to aruge with you being that that is stupid.
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Old 11-27-2002, 07:21 PM   #9
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Ed Zachary is supposed to sound like exactly.
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Old 11-27-2002, 07:28 PM   #10
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yes i know..... thanks for explaning it any how.
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Old 11-27-2002, 08:09 PM   #11
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i still don't get it
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Old 11-27-2002, 08:35 PM   #12
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i still don't get it

"your face looks exactly like your ass"....
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Old 11-27-2002, 10:25 PM   #13
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poor woman
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:04 PM   #14
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i still don't get it

LMAO
This is even better than the joke itself. Thanks Stefan!
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Old 11-28-2002, 08:21 AM   #15
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LMAO
This is even better than the joke itself. Thanks Stefan!


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Old 11-28-2002, 11:37 AM   #16
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LMAO

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Old 11-29-2002, 03:28 PM   #17
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