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mt.biker 11-27-2002 01:49 PM

Sex Therapist =)
 
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr.Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me." So she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

SofaKingSmooth 11-27-2002 01:51 PM

that was fairly stupid

ShEaNy 11-27-2002 01:57 PM

lol....i got it...but its tough to read and make sence of it lol

ebpda9 11-27-2002 01:57 PM

:crazy: :yes:

94_AcCoRd_EX 11-27-2002 01:58 PM

Lol :crazy:

mt.biker 11-27-2002 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SofaKingSmooth
that was fairly stupid


must say more about you then the joke :cigar:

if you read it outloud it makes alot more sense.

a96710 11-27-2002 02:04 PM

LOL

SofaKingSmooth 11-27-2002 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
must say more about you then the joke :cigar:

if you read it outloud it makes alot more sense.





I guess i cant read :doh:

think about it i read it aloud and was not ammused i am sorry that we think diffrent things are funny/not funny. i am not going to aruge with you being that that is stupid.

mt.biker 11-27-2002 07:21 PM

Ed Zachary is supposed to sound like exactly.

SofaKingSmooth 11-27-2002 07:28 PM

yes i know..... thanks for explaning it any how.

ebpda9 11-27-2002 08:09 PM

i still don't get it

Rob 11-27-2002 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i still don't get it

"your face looks exactly like your ass"....

firstgeardude 11-27-2002 10:25 PM

poor woman

juvenile 11-27-2002 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i still don't get it

LMAO
This is even better than the joke itself. Thanks Stefan! ;) :D :bandit:

VR4_Craver 11-28-2002 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
LMAO
This is even better than the joke itself. Thanks Stefan! ;) :D :bandit:



:eek: ;) LMAO

juvenile 11-28-2002 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VR4_Craver
:eek: ;) LMAO

Hey, I see under your name you you have an 02 Si, didn't you say you were getting a 98 ex or lx or something like that? What happened? Si's are really nice cars :)

Kyle 11-29-2002 03:28 PM

LOL


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