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04-21-2002, 08:03 PM
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A Prayer For The Sexes
A Girl's Prayer:
Lord Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempts to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the wanker you sent me instead. Amen. A Boy's Prayer: Lord I pray for a chick with big tits. Amen |
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04-21-2002, 09:49 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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lol that wuz great
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04-22-2002, 08:41 AM
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sadly...it's mostly true!
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04-22-2002, 12:57 PM
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 Thats great!!! |
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04-22-2002, 01:03 PM
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haha, lmao
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04-22-2002, 06:30 PM
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lol!
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