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NooNz 04-21-2002 08:03 PM

A Prayer For The Sexes
 
A Girl's Prayer:

Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
Amen.



A Boy's Prayer:

Lord
I pray for a chick with big tits.
Amen

ebpda9 04-21-2002 09:49 PM

lol that wuz great

DsBlu01CivEX 04-22-2002 08:41 AM

sadly...it's mostly true!

TruHeel142 04-22-2002 12:57 PM

:D :D :D Thats great!!!

94_AcCoRd_EX 04-22-2002 01:03 PM

haha, lmao :D :D

mylittlecivic 04-22-2002 06:30 PM

lol!:D


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