.:HSTuners::

11-29-2002, 10:36 AM

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all

them kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate

me."

New Orleans Saint Running Back George Rogers when asked about the upcoming

season: I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever come first."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother

to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run

over Joe's Mom, too."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He

treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in

football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman

Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to

graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (that is beautiful)

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up

alphabetically by height."

And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don

King:

"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for

three years, not Princeton."

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color

photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my

name, I can still find my clothes."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of

heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the

morning regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach

Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a

baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son,

what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't

know and I don't care.'"

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a

player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're

spending too much time on one subject."

Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on

all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too dadgum ugly to

kiss good-bye."

11-29-2002, 11:12 AM

LMAO

ebpda9 · 11-29-2002, 11:20 AM

LMAO LMAO

Grip72 · 11-29-2002, 01:30 PM

LMAO LMAO LMAO (sorry, just had to mock ya guys.)

VR4_Craver · 11-29-2002, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Accord17
LMAO LMAO LMAO (sorry, just had to mock ya guys.)

LMAO and LMAO at Mt.biker

11-29-2002, 01:56 PM

Too many LMAO's dammit!

Kyle · 11-29-2002, 03:24 PM

Everyone says stupid shit everyonce in a while...it doesn't matter if they play sports or not...
still DAMN FUNNY!

a96710 · 11-29-2002, 06:56 PM

LOL...those are great

94_AcCoRd_EX · 11-29-2002, 07:34 PM

LMAO x10

11-29-2002, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
LMAO x10

lol, what a goof!

DsBlu01CivEX · 11-30-2002, 11:33 AM

but yes "normal" people have been known to say stupid things as well....not me of course

11-29-2002, 10:36 AM	#1
mt.biker Posts: n/a	friday laughs - why athletes cannot have real jobs Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all them kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." New Orleans Saint Running Back George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever come first." And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (that is beautiful) Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes." Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'" Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject." Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too dadgum ugly to kiss good-bye."

11-29-2002, 11:20 AM	#3
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	LMAO LMAO __________________

11-29-2002, 03:24 PM	#7
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 38 Posts: 3,390	Everyone says stupid shit everyonce in a while...it doesn't matter if they play sports or not... still DAMN FUNNY! __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

11-29-2002, 07:34 PM	#9
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO x10 __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

11-30-2002, 11:33 AM	#11
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	but yes "normal" people have been known to say stupid things as well....not me of course __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

11-29-2002, 01:30 PM	#4
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	LMAO LMAO LMAO (sorry, just had to mock ya guys.)

11-29-2002, 01:56 PM	#6
juvenile Posts: n/a	Too many LMAO's dammit!

11-29-2002, 06:56 PM	#8
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	LOL...those are great

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