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11-05-2002, 05:48 PM
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a few jokes
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother
Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. --------------------------------------------------------------------- I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.' --------------------------------------------------------------------- Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." a few are real corny but I like the 1 in 5 joke! |
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11-05-2002, 05:55 PM
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OMG... Booooooh Booooooh!!!
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11-05-2002, 05:56 PM
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LOL...I'm Chinese
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11-05-2002, 05:59 PM
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they're aren't the best by far..... |
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11-05-2002, 06:00 PM
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Re: a few jokes
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took me a sec...but i got it...lol thats the best one IMO.
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11-05-2002, 06:37 PM
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i liked the electron one.
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11-05-2002, 06:45 PM
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Haha but corny.
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11-05-2002, 08:37 PM
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the electron one was really corny... sumthin that you hear a teacher tellin the class... i remember last year in math my teacher made corny jokes about formulas... i'd laugh though... i like corny jokes
the first one is the best  |
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11-05-2002, 08:38 PM
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cause your chinese too right? just like me |
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11-05-2002, 08:40 PM
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LMAO.. plus im italian and black |
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11-05-2002, 08:57 PM
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Yeah the 1-5 joke is pretty good.
I liked them. Kind of something different from the other jokes. |
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11-05-2002, 09:26 PM
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Re: a few jokes
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OMG that's my roommate's favorite joke. But he tells it where two atoms bump into one another.....details, details. His second favorite joke is: A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, for you....no charge." bu-dum ching! b |
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11-05-2002, 09:37 PM
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lol
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11-06-2002, 01:23 AM
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ahahaa
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11-06-2002, 08:07 PM
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1 in 5
That 1 in 5 was awesome. Good call.
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