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Old 06-05-2002, 01:33 AM   #1
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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself,
"I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving,
he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was
totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding!
And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

HA Ha stupid prep
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