Joke of the Day
 

Joke of the Day

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself,
"I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving,
he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was
totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding!
And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

HA Ha stupid prep :D

lol

watcha doing girl ? trying to take my spot of the HS joker ? j/k

Haha, let the joke wars begin! :crazy:

:P nah i couldnt take the place of you
:bow: guess i'll have to be the "jokette" lol;)

your spot? me and biker dominate HS with jokes...you're nothing compared to us...junior! :D

hey i've had my share of jokes too on this board!!!!....

i stopped posting jokes b/c people started gettin mad about all there were too many jokes on the OT board......

i'd be more than happy to start posting jokes once again!....

post post post :yes: :bow: :yes: :D

Moo.
 

:D :D :D

we must hear the good ones :yes:

lmao!:D

hahaha
nice pics!

lmao hahahahha that's sum hilarious pix man

I liked them all

the no kid one is kinda wrong though