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Old 04-25-2002, 10:12 AM   #1
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Camel

one in a third world country there is a new colonel comming to a military base. He inspects the base and everything is ok. At the end he notices a camel tied to three, and being confused he asks the troops:
-What are you doing with that camle there ?
-well you know when we need women we use the camel.
Well the colonel is kind of amazed but he doesn't say a thing. Three weeks later he asks for the camel to be brought to his tent. After half an hour he gets out and proudly ask (zipping his pants)
-Is that what you do when you need women ?
-No we usually ride the camel to the closest village where we find women !!
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Old 04-25-2002, 02:15 PM   #2
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That's just wrong
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Old 04-25-2002, 02:57 PM   #3
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lol....
Good one...
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Old 04-25-2002, 05:04 PM   #4
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Old 04-25-2002, 06:18 PM   #5
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yucky!!!!
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Old 04-25-2002, 06:38 PM   #6
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that still isnt quite as as the men's worst nightmare one...and that's all I'm sayin about that!
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Old 04-25-2002, 06:40 PM   #7
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that still isnt quite as as the men's worst nightmare one...and that's all I'm sayin about that!

oh come on you know you wanna screw a camel!!
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Old 04-25-2002, 07:20 PM   #8
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haha good one.. kinda yucky, but good..
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Old 04-25-2002, 07:22 PM   #9
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only 2 real men here. Civic_Addict and Accord Man. the others had girlie answers
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Old 04-25-2002, 07:40 PM   #10
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only 2 real men here. Civic_Addict and Accord Man. the others had girlie answers

well if that makes me girly then fine!! im not fond of screwin camels or any animals for that! so screw you!
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Old 04-25-2002, 07:50 PM   #11
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I'll remember that...
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Old 04-25-2002, 07:56 PM   #12
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we need a whole forum for jokes on this site at the rate jokes are being posted
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we need a whole forum for jokes on this site at the rate jokes are being posted

chris is a stingy old fart and wont give us one!!
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