.:HSTuners::

drdingo21 · 12-13-2005, 06:51 PM

I received my gifts from p-diggs! Thanks!

Per the rules here are the pics

Another shot

One that really caught my eye

Incase you were unaware, we have two cats that I hate

Fat Ass

And kiki (I kinda like her. But hate the fat one)

I figured I would use Kiki as a test subject to witness the ass-kicking power of the Ninjas.
I loaded the first ninja to send him on his mission

Two seconds before Kiki got her ass kicked.

The attack went off with out a hitch. She was completely shocked when the Ninja kicked her in the ass.

I then turned to primary target, Fat ass.
I took the picture right before impact. If you look closely you can see the look of fearleness on his face before impact.

Cleary, the tubby one was to much for 1 Ninja. So I decided to break out the big guns.
This Ninja is so badd-ass they had to send him disassembled. I assume he is disassembled so he doesn't cause problems during shipping (like whooping someone's ass).

Instructions? HA!

After about 35 minutes I came up with this

I decided to read the instructions.

Here he is.

Here he is fully equipped and ready to kick some cat ass.

Clearly from the previous fight, tubby shit is too much for 1 ninja. So I loaded the other 4, then went on the hunt.

Heres Kiki. The bitch wants to play with her sting, but it's the fat one I seek.

I looked all over and couldn't find the dip shit anywhere. I even tried shaking an empty cupcake box, nothing. Then I found him. Cowering under the bed like a pussy

Throwing some twinkies around lured him out (stupid fat shit)

I wish the battle could of happened where you couldn't see the cord for my electric blanket, but this battle was far to epic to pass up.

The battle wasn't going well for the lone Ninja. Good thing he has back-up. Seconds before the attack.

Unforunatly in the battle the light were destroyed. I was able to replace the bulb and this was what I saw.

An awesome victory for the ninjas.

Oh, and thanks again p-diggs.

IALuder · 12-13-2005, 07:21 PM

lol hahahahahahaha. oh damn.

mylittlecivic · 12-13-2005, 07:50 PM

cats

cool gifts!

Mischief · 12-13-2005, 08:08 PM

hahaahahahah I laughed so hard... thanks pdiggs and dingo for the laughs

*pdiggitydogg* · 12-13-2005, 08:08 PM

Im surprised you got them so fast. I was thinking, "Hmm, ninja gun....oh and caffeine to keep you awake while flinging ninjas....and what the hell, a bigger ninja too"
Im glad to see theyre already in good use of attacking cats!

Wren57 · 12-13-2005, 08:55 PM

hahah thats awesome

ebpda9 · 12-13-2005, 08:58 PM

lmao, that's awesome

Grip72 · 12-13-2005, 09:21 PM

hahah you're such a loser..hahahahha....jfwy that was great

dabouncerx24 · 12-14-2005, 04:58 AM

Haha, nice job making that whole thing.

*ChrisCantSkate* · 12-14-2005, 07:42 AM

haha thats funny

Rob · 12-14-2005, 09:06 AM

Racing Rice · 12-14-2005, 12:18 PM

DrDingo, PETA is coming for you. You better get those Ninja ready, mang.

*AzCivic* · 12-15-2005, 10:00 PM

great ninja story and great gifts!!

*KwikR6* · 12-16-2005, 05:52 PM

One of the better things I've read lately. That's fucking hilarious.

Ninja's - 1
Stupid cats - 0

Mr. Haan · 12-16-2005, 11:20 PM

lmao..that just made my day..

12-13-2005, 06:51 PM	#1
drdingo21 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Elkhart, IN Age: 42 Posts: 1,642	The I got my gift exchange present! I received my gifts from p-diggs! Thanks! Per the rules here are the pics Another shot One that really caught my eye Incase you were unaware, we have two cats that I hate Fat Ass And kiki (I kinda like her. But hate the fat one) I figured I would use Kiki as a test subject to witness the ass-kicking power of the Ninjas. I loaded the first ninja to send him on his mission Two seconds before Kiki got her ass kicked. The attack went off with out a hitch. She was completely shocked when the Ninja kicked her in the ass. I then turned to primary target, Fat ass. I took the picture right before impact. If you look closely you can see the look of fearleness on his face before impact. Cleary, the tubby one was to much for 1 Ninja. So I decided to break out the big guns. This Ninja is so badd-ass they had to send him disassembled. I assume he is disassembled so he doesn't cause problems during shipping (like whooping someone's ass). Instructions? HA! After about 35 minutes I came up with this I decided to read the instructions. Here he is. Here he is fully equipped and ready to kick some cat ass. Clearly from the previous fight, tubby shit is too much for 1 ninja. So I loaded the other 4, then went on the hunt. Heres Kiki. The bitch wants to play with her sting, but it's the fat one I seek. I looked all over and couldn't find the dip shit anywhere. I even tried shaking an empty cupcake box, nothing. Then I found him. Cowering under the bed like a pussy Throwing some twinkies around lured him out (stupid fat shit) I wish the battle could of happened where you couldn't see the cord for my electric blanket, but this battle was far to epic to pass up. The battle wasn't going well for the lone Ninja. Good thing he has back-up. Seconds before the attack. Unforunatly in the battle the light were destroyed. I was able to replace the bulb and this was what I saw. An awesome victory for the ninjas. Oh, and thanks again p-diggs.

12-13-2005, 07:21 PM	#2
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	lol hahahahahahaha. oh damn. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

12-13-2005, 08:55 PM	#6
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	hahah thats awesome __________________ yeah, its that big

12-13-2005, 08:58 PM	#7
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lmao, that's awesome __________________

12-14-2005, 07:42 AM	#10
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	haha thats funny __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

12-13-2005, 08:08 PM	#5
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	Im surprised you got them so fast. I was thinking, "Hmm, ninja gun....oh and caffeine to keep you awake while flinging ninjas....and what the hell, a bigger ninja too" Im glad to see theyre already in good use of attacking cats!

12-13-2005, 09:21 PM	#8
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	hahah you're such a loser..hahahahha....jfwy that was great

12-14-2005, 04:58 AM	#9
dabouncerx24 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 548	Haha, nice job making that whole thing.

12-14-2005, 12:18 PM	#12
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	DrDingo, PETA is coming for you. You better get those Ninja ready, mang. __________________ Racing Rice

12-15-2005, 10:00 PM	#13
AzCivic Moderator Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Az Age: 44 Posts: 3,804	great ninja story and great gifts!!

12-16-2005, 05:52 PM	#14
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 45 Posts: 8,871	One of the better things I've read lately. That's fucking hilarious. Ninja's - 1 Stupid cats - 0 __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

12-16-2005, 11:20 PM	#15
Mr. Haan 1st Gear Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: nyc Age: 39 Posts: 51	lmao..that just made my day.. __________________ ..Haan Mek-Anic..

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