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drdingo21 12-13-2005 06:51 PM

The I got my gift exchange present!
 
I received my gifts from p-diggs! Thanks!

Per the rules here are the pics


Another shot



One that really caught my eye



Incase you were unaware, we have two cats that I hate

Fat Ass


And kiki (I kinda like her. But hate the fat one)




I figured I would use Kiki as a test subject to witness the ass-kicking power of the Ninjas.
I loaded the first ninja to send him on his mission


Two seconds before Kiki got her ass kicked.

The attack went off with out a hitch. She was completely shocked when the Ninja kicked her in the ass.


I then turned to primary target, Fat ass.
I took the picture right before impact. If you look closely you can see the look of fearleness on his face before impact.




Cleary, the tubby one was to much for 1 Ninja. So I decided to break out the big guns.
This Ninja is so badd-ass they had to send him disassembled. I assume he is disassembled so he doesn't cause problems during shipping (like whooping someone's ass).



Instructions? HA!



After about 35 minutes I came up with this


I decided to read the instructions.

Here he is.



Here he is fully equipped and ready to kick some cat ass.


Clearly from the previous fight, tubby shit is too much for 1 ninja. So I loaded the other 4, then went on the hunt.



Heres Kiki. The bitch wants to play with her sting, but it's the fat one I seek.


I looked all over and couldn't find the dip shit anywhere. I even tried shaking an empty cupcake box, nothing. Then I found him. Cowering under the bed like a pussy


Throwing some twinkies around lured him out (stupid fat shit)



I wish the battle could of happened where you couldn't see the cord for my electric blanket, but this battle was far to epic to pass up.



The battle wasn't going well for the lone Ninja. Good thing he has back-up. Seconds before the attack.



Unforunatly in the battle the light were destroyed. I was able to replace the bulb and this was what I saw.



An awesome victory for the ninjas.


Oh, and thanks again p-diggs.

IALuder 12-13-2005 07:21 PM

lol hahahahahahaha. oh damn.

mylittlecivic 12-13-2005 07:50 PM

cats:zombie:

cool gifts!

Mischief 12-13-2005 08:08 PM

hahaahahahah I laughed so hard... thanks pdiggs and dingo for the laughs

pdiggitydogg 12-13-2005 08:08 PM

:D
Im surprised you got them so fast. I was thinking, "Hmm, ninja gun....oh and caffeine to keep you awake while flinging ninjas....and what the hell, a bigger ninja too"
Im glad to see theyre already in good use of attacking cats!

Wren57 12-13-2005 08:55 PM

hahah thats awesome

ebpda9 12-13-2005 08:58 PM

lmao, that's awesome

Grip72 12-13-2005 09:21 PM

hahah you're such a loser..hahahahha....jfwy that was great

dabouncerx24 12-14-2005 04:58 AM

Haha, nice job making that whole thing.

ChrisCantSkate 12-14-2005 07:42 AM

haha thats funny

Rob 12-14-2005 09:06 AM

:D

Racing Rice 12-14-2005 12:18 PM

DrDingo, PETA is coming for you. You better get those Ninja ready, mang. :D

AzCivic 12-15-2005 10:00 PM

:D :D

great ninja story and great gifts!!

KwikR6 12-16-2005 05:52 PM

One of the better things I've read lately. That's fucking hilarious.

Ninja's - 1
Stupid cats - 0

Mr. Haan 12-16-2005 11:20 PM

lmao..that just made my day..:)


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