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04-07-2004, 12:41 PM
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Mind Blowing
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cloud 69
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I'm getting married.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. hahahah got ya!!!!!!bwahahah ME get married hahaha
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04-07-2004, 12:44 PM
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Thought Police
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hahahahaha... good shit
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04-07-2004, 12:53 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Meanwhile, up in The D...
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where have i heard that before
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04-07-2004, 12:55 PM
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6th Gear
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Cleveland, OH
Age: 39
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Mwahahah ! good one
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04-07-2004, 12:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Santa Barbara, California
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i think that that exact one was posted on this forum some time ago...if I'm not mistaken
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04-07-2004, 01:03 PM
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Insomniac Moderator
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Haha that's a classic
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04-07-2004, 03:02 PM
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Good one. I also think I even was the one that posted it lol
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04-07-2004, 05:38 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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lol, i was quite thinking about you getting married, but that joke has been posted a while ago
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04-07-2004, 05:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Santa Barbara, California
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^ I thought so...either that or I was going crazy thank god for the first
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04-08-2004, 08:40 AM
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Project Combat Honda
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Location: Highland,OH
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I about shat myself when I read the title, but once I started reading the post I knew better.. Funny stuff D!
I was thinking the same thing... Derek.. getting married.. WTF!
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04-08-2004, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Des Moines IA
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i read the title and was like WHAT!?!?!
ahaha nice joke. i havent seen that before.
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04-08-2004, 10:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Vancouver, Wa
Age: 44
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LOL
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04-09-2004, 02:01 AM
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Yea...I've heard this story before....military email...
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04-11-2004, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Northwest
Age: 39
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Lol I didnt think that was true, considering how much derek complains. Nice prank
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