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KwikR6 04-07-2004 12:41 PM

I'm getting married.
 
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.


I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"


The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

hahahah got ya!!!!!!bwahahah ME get married hahaha

ChrisCantSkate 04-07-2004 12:44 PM

hahahahaha... good shit

pdiggitydogg 04-07-2004 12:53 PM

where have i heard that before

MAXed Out 04-07-2004 12:55 PM

Mwahahah ! good one

CD5Passion 04-07-2004 12:59 PM

i think that that exact one was posted on this forum some time ago...if I'm not mistaken

94_AcCoRd_EX 04-07-2004 01:03 PM

Haha that's a classic :D :D :D

juvenile 04-07-2004 03:02 PM

Good one. I also think I even was the one that posted it lol :mad: ;) j/k

ebpda9 04-07-2004 05:38 PM

lol, i was quite thinking about you getting married, but that joke has been posted a while ago

CD5Passion 04-07-2004 05:55 PM

^ I thought so...either that or I was going crazy thank god for the first

Racing Rice 04-08-2004 08:40 AM

I about shat myself when I read the title, but once I started reading the post I knew better.. Funny stuff D! ;) I was thinking the same thing... Derek.. getting married.. WTF! :D

IALuder 04-08-2004 12:20 PM

i read the title and was like WHAT!?!?!

ahaha nice joke. i havent seen that before. :D

a96710 04-08-2004 10:27 PM

LOL

Kool-Aid 04-09-2004 02:01 AM

Yea...I've heard this story before....military email...:yes:

mylittlecivic 04-11-2004 10:35 PM

Lol I didnt think that was true, considering how much derek complains. Nice prank


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