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Old 02-05-2003, 12:54 AM   #1
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How to read personal ads

How to read personal ads: what they REALLY mean.....


40-ish.....................49
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No tits
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..............Certified b!tch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:17 AM   #2
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Old 02-05-2003, 06:21 AM   #3
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LMAO.
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Old 02-05-2003, 08:56 AM   #4
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Every time I read that I crack up all the time. Ooops.. I think I laughed too loud in class! haha
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Old 02-05-2003, 09:37 AM   #5
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haha... some are really funny
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:04 AM   #6
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Re: How to read personal ads



these are the best

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Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No tits
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Open-minded............Desperate
professional..............Certified b!tch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
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Old 02-05-2003, 08:17 PM   #7
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those were great LOL
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Old 02-05-2003, 08:26 PM   #8
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Damn....i've gotta redo my personals now...j/k
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Old 02-05-2003, 09:01 PM   #9
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lol...good stuff...
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Old 02-05-2003, 09:06 PM   #10
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Damn....i've gotta redo my personals now...j/k


LOL

some of those were good like the athletic and open minded ones
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Old 02-05-2003, 09:24 PM   #11
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lol, nice!
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Old 02-06-2003, 09:47 AM   #12
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Re: How to read personal ads

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Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker


Yah I've seen this before numerous times...but I still die laughin reading them everytime though. ^those are my favorites.
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