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How to read personal ads
How to read personal ads: what they REALLY mean.....
40-ish.....................49 Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends Athletic.......................No tits Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...................Pathological liar Emotionally Secure.......Medicated Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster Free spirit.................Junkie Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun.............................Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic New-Age..............All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded............Desperate Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate................Sloppy drunk Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..............Certified b!tch Redhead....................Bad dye-job Romantic............Looks better by candle light Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate........Stalker Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart............Old bat
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Lol
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LMAO.
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Every time I read that I crack up all the time. Ooops.. I think I laughed too loud in class!
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haha... some are really funny
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Re: How to read personal ads
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those were great
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Damn....i've gotta redo my personals now...j/k
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lol...good stuff...
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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LOL some of those were good like the athletic and open minded ones |
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lol, nice!
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Re: How to read personal ads
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Yah I've seen this before numerous times...but I still die laughin reading them everytime though. ^those are my favorites.
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