How to read personal ads
 

How to read personal ads: what they REALLY mean.....


40-ish.....................49
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No tits
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..............Certified b!tch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat

Lol :D

LMAO.

Every time I read that I crack up all the time. Ooops.. I think I laughed too loud in class! :yes: haha

haha... some are really funny

Re: How to read personal ads
 

:D

these are the best

those were great :yes: LOL

Damn....i've gotta redo my personals now...j/k:crazy:

lol...good stuff...:D :crazy:

LOL

some of those were good like the athletic and open minded ones

lol, nice!

Re: How to read personal ads
 

Yah I've seen this before numerous times...but I still die laughin reading them everytime though. ^those are my favorites.