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Old 11-26-2002, 01:36 PM   #1
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He had an affair

Samuel went to confession and told the priest, "Father, I'm 70 years old, married with four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."

"My son, when was the last time you were in confession?" the priest asked.

"Never, Father. I'm Jewish."

"Well, then, why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everybody!"
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Old 11-26-2002, 01:38 PM   #2
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LMAO... story of the guys lfe so why not?
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Old 11-26-2002, 01:38 PM   #3
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haha both of them, twice
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Old 11-26-2002, 01:54 PM   #4
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Old 11-26-2002, 03:35 PM   #5
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Old 11-26-2002, 03:43 PM   #6
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LOL!!
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Old 11-26-2002, 03:44 PM   #7
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:o
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Old 11-26-2002, 04:14 PM   #8
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Old 11-26-2002, 04:39 PM   #9
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haha???
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Old 11-26-2002, 05:49 PM   #10
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Old 11-28-2002, 08:35 AM   #11
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LMAO to the old man with mad skills
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r)
the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd
the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc.
PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then?
the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer
PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao
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Old 11-28-2002, 12:02 PM   #12
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lucky bisterd, i would be all over the world telling people, emailing and stuff.
Some day i hope that is me
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