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He had an affair
Samuel went to confession and told the priest, "Father, I'm 70 years old, married with four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
"My son, when was the last time you were in confession?" the priest asked. "Never, Father. I'm Jewish." "Well, then, why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everybody!" |
LMAO... story of the guys lfe so why not?
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;) haha both of them, twice
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LOL
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LMAO
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LOL!!
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:eek: :crazy: :o
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lol
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haha???
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LMAO :D
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LMAO :bow: to the old man with mad skills :bow:
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lucky bisterd, i would be all over the world telling people, emailing and stuff.
Some day i hope that is me;) |
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