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DsBlu01CivEX · 11-15-2002, 07:09 PM

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind

_him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The

_bartender comes over, and asks for their order.

_The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"

_"I'll have a beer, too" says the ostrich.

_The cat says "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it."

_The bartender pours the beer and says "That will

_be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact

_change for payment.

_ The next day, the man, ostrich and cat come again, and the man says

_"I'll have a beer,"

_ The ostrich says "I'll have the same," and the cat

_says "I'll have a half glass of beer but I'm not paying for it." Once

_again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact

_change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the trio enter again.

_ "The usual?" asks the bartender.

_ "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch." says the man.

_ "Same for me." says the ostrich.

_ "I'll have a small scotch, but I'm not paying for

_it!" says the cat.

_ That will be $7.20 says the bartender. Once again

_the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The

_bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer.

_ "Excuse me, sir? How do you manage to always come

_up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

_ "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found

an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

_ My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand

in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."

_ "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a

_ million dollars or something, but you'll always be

_as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

_ "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a

_Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there." says the man.

_ The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's

_with the ostrich and the_ cat?"

_ The man replies "My second wish was for a chick

_with long legs, and a tight pussy.

ShEaNy · 11-15-2002, 07:18 PM

BAHAHAHAHAH

94_AcCoRd_EX · 11-15-2002, 10:09 PM

LMAO, you have some really good ones today

a96710 · 11-15-2002, 10:47 PM

ebpda9 · 11-16-2002, 01:29 AM

DsBlu01CivEX · 11-16-2002, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
LMAO, you have some really good ones today

yah I seem to get all the good ones all at once.....never in moderation

11-16-2002, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
yah I seem to get all the good ones all at once.....never in moderation

seems to be just like everything else in your life

nice joke

*ChrisCantSkate* · 11-16-2002, 12:43 PM

lol... nice

VR4_Craver · 11-16-2002, 02:24 PM

LOL! good one

Grip72 · 11-16-2002, 06:47 PM

Hardy har har chuckle chuckle yuk yuk snort

11-15-2002, 07:09 PM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	Man, ostrich, and cat....what every joke needs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind _him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The _bartender comes over, and asks for their order. _The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" _"I'll have a beer, too" says the ostrich. _The cat says "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it." _The bartender pours the beer and says "That will _be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact _change for payment. _ The next day, the man, ostrich and cat come again, and the man says _"I'll have a beer," _ The ostrich says "I'll have the same," and the cat _says "I'll have a half glass of beer but I'm not paying for it." Once _again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact _change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the trio enter again. _ "The usual?" asks the bartender. _ "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch." says the man. _ "Same for me." says the ostrich. _ "I'll have a small scotch, but I'm not paying for _it!" says the cat. _ That will be $7.20 says the bartender. Once again _the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The _bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. _ "Excuse me, sir? How do you manage to always come _up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" _ "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. _ My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there." _ "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a _ million dollars or something, but you'll always be _as rich as you want for as long as you live!" _ "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a _Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there." says the man. _ The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's _with the ostrich and the_ cat?" _ The man replies "My second wish was for a chick _with long legs, and a tight pussy. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

11-15-2002, 10:09 PM	#3
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO, you have some really good ones today __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

11-16-2002, 01:29 AM	#5
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lol __________________

11-16-2002, 12:43 PM	#8
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	lol... nice __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

11-16-2002, 02:24 PM	#9
VR4_Craver Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The stixx Age: 39 Posts: 1,550	LOL! good one __________________ me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao

11-15-2002, 07:18 PM	#2
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	BAHAHAHAHAH

11-15-2002, 10:47 PM	#4
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	LMAO

11-16-2002, 06:47 PM	#10
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	Hardy har har chuckle chuckle yuk yuk snort

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