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11-07-2002, 08:37 PM
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Some of this is old, some of this I haven't read before...thought everyone would get a lil chuckle out of it...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfishand worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy (Saturday Night Live)
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11-07-2002, 08:43 PM
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some of the imposible things to say when you are drunk i can't say them now and i haven't had any alcohol for the past 32 hours
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11-07-2002, 08:46 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:46 PM
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yah I know what ya mean  I think a lot of us would have that problem!
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11-07-2002, 08:57 PM
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Yep.... Although i cant even recall if i even tried to say anthing like "Loquacious Transubstantiate or Passive-aggressive disorder" Frankly i dont even think i try saying those sober...
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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11-07-2002, 08:59 PM
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I was having troubles saying the Loquacious Transubstantiate one. I couldn't even tell ya what it means. All the others I could define and say.
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11-07-2002, 08:59 PM
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Kyle is drunk right now...and can say that...he can also type better than derek
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11-07-2002, 09:03 PM
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LOL...those are good
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11-07-2002, 09:08 PM
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Hard to pronounce when sober... Drunk, lol.
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11-07-2002, 09:11 PM
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kyle is not drunk enough then 
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11-07-2002, 09:14 PM
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I have trouble saying that stuff when I'm not drunk
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11-07-2002, 09:41 PM
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this is true |
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11-07-2002, 09:43 PM
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Lol those would be impossible to say drunk
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11-08-2002, 12:53 PM
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True that.....Rookie!! hahaha....
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