Beer Drinkers
 

Some of this is old, some of this I haven't read before...thought everyone would get a lil chuckle out of it...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing


CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER:
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfishand worry about my liver."
--by Jack Handy (Saturday Night Live)

some of the imposible things to say when you are drunk i can't say them now and i haven't had any alcohol for the past 32 hours :crazy:

:yes: :yes:

yah I know what ya mean :paranoid: I think a lot of us would have that problem!

Yep.... Although i cant even recall if i even tried to say anthing like "Loquacious Transubstantiate or Passive-aggressive disorder" Frankly i dont even think i try saying those sober...:no:

I was having troubles saying the Loquacious Transubstantiate one. I couldn't even tell ya what it means. All the others I could define and say.

Kyle is drunk right now...and can say that...he can also type better than derek:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

LOL...those are good

Hard to pronounce when sober... Drunk, lol.

kyle is not drunk enough then ;)

I have trouble saying that stuff when I'm not drunk

this is true

Lol those would be impossible to say drunk :D

True that.....Rookie!!
hahaha....