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10-22-2002, 11:40 AM
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x-rated jokes
R-RATED RIDDLES
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind. |
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10-22-2002, 11:55 AM
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 to most to some |
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10-22-2002, 11:59 AM
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easy on the details, do tell which ones were |
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10-22-2002, 12:37 PM
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Haha those were good biker.
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10-22-2002, 12:47 PM
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lmao
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10-22-2002, 03:36 PM
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.  |
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10-22-2002, 04:42 PM
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Ill probably tell some of those when i get smashed this weekend.
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10-22-2002, 07:12 PM
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yeah...that was the funniest. pretty gross though...lol
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10-22-2002, 07:19 PM
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yah I personally liked the last one!!!
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10-22-2002, 07:21 PM
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10-22-2002, 07:22 PM
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lol
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lol...those were great!
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10-22-2002, 07:55 PM
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That's what PMs are for
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10-22-2002, 08:41 PM
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Q.Whats the difference between zits and preiest?
A. Zits dont come on your face until 13.
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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10-22-2002, 08:49 PM
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If i interpreted that right...thats totally disgusting...lol
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