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R-RATED RIDDLES

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new
car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

;) to most
:pukey to some

easy on the details, do tell which ones were:pukey

Haha those were good biker. :D

lmao

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

:crazy:

Ill probably tell some of those when i get smashed this weekend.

yeah...that was the funniest. pretty gross though...lol

yah I personally liked the last one!!! :yes: ;)



PS...I love you guys!:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

:pfft:

lol:eek: those were good

lol...those were great! :yes:

Surprised you ain't hittin on Denise. ;)

That's what PMs are for :yes: ;)

Q.Whats the difference between zits and preiest?
A. Zits dont come on your face until 13.

If i interpreted that right...thats totally disgusting...lol