.:HSTuners::

GT40FIED · 03-24-2006, 06:20 PM

It's simple...ask your city to have a big trash pick-up. Every other year around here people in a given area can put out larger than normal items they no longer have use for. A good idea in principle, but then with it comes the scavengers. Some of it I get...like people taking old lawnmowers and appliances. Shit that can be fixed and either used or resold. But some of these people are just dipshits. Like who in their right mind would pick up old furniture? There are people who literally creep up and down streets picking through other people's trash. A lot of them haul off shit like old couches. What the fuck? You have no clue where that couch has been or what's on it. Then I formulated a plan. It'll be another 2 years before our next big trash day so I figure in that amount of time I can find an old couch and wait. Then about 3 weeks or so before the pick-up, I'll just start pissing all over the couch every other day or so. Then I'll set it out at the curb and wait for some bumpkin to come pick it up. That way I win and everyone else loses.

This may be the most pathetic day of the year.

ebpda9 · 03-25-2006, 12:29 AM

you sir have serious issues.

Gone · 03-25-2006, 02:32 AM

I second that.

03-24-2006, 06:20 PM	#1
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	How to attract white trash It's simple...ask your city to have a big trash pick-up. Every other year around here people in a given area can put out larger than normal items they no longer have use for. A good idea in principle, but then with it comes the scavengers. Some of it I get...like people taking old lawnmowers and appliances. Shit that can be fixed and either used or resold. But some of these people are just dipshits. Like who in their right mind would pick up old furniture? There are people who literally creep up and down streets picking through other people's trash. A lot of them haul off shit like old couches. What the fuck? You have no clue where that couch has been or what's on it. Then I formulated a plan. It'll be another 2 years before our next big trash day so I figure in that amount of time I can find an old couch and wait. Then about 3 weeks or so before the pick-up, I'll just start pissing all over the couch every other day or so. Then I'll set it out at the curb and wait for some bumpkin to come pick it up. That way I win and everyone else loses. This may be the most pathetic day of the year. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

03-25-2006, 12:29 AM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	you sir have serious issues. __________________

03-25-2006, 02:32 AM	#3
Gone Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: St. Petersburg, Florida Age: 36 Posts: 143	I second that. __________________

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