.:HSTuners::

*KwikR6* · 03-12-2005, 09:39 AM

I thought it was funny....with the couple of relationship threads and couple of us having opinions about being single..i get this in my e mail hahaha

> 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
> 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
> 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
> 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
> 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
> 6. A dog's parents never visit.
> 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
> 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
> 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or
> desk.
> 10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
> 11. Dogs can't talk.
> 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24! hours a day.
> 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
> 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
> 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
> 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
> another dog?"
> 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
> away.
> 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
> pervert.
> 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
> 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
> think it's interesting.
> 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
> 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
> 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
> 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
> 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
> And, last but not least:
> 26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

IALuder · 03-12-2005, 10:10 AM

damn, thats hard decision. own a dog and get a fuck buddie. call it good!

ebpda9 · 03-12-2005, 12:33 PM

i'll take the dog.

GT40FIED · 03-12-2005, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i'll take the dog.

Well, sure. I'm sure in Romania your dog can BE your wife.

mylittlecivic · 03-12-2005, 06:07 PM

^how rude steve!

Thats real funny. I just watched some old movie where the wife used a book on training dogs to make her relationship with her husband better, whacked!

GT40FIED · 03-12-2005, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
^how rude steve!

Haha...Stefan knows I'm just fuckin with him.

MissJDM · 03-12-2005, 11:58 PM

Haha, I would so choose a dog. Women are a hassle.

ebpda9 · 03-12-2005, 11:58 PM

well steve can laugh all he wants, but theban button is on my side of the board

jk

GT40FIED · 03-13-2005, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
well steve can laugh all he wants, but theban button is on my side of the board jk

Haha. Touche Stefan...touche. For now....

03-12-2005, 09:39 AM	#1
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 45 Posts: 8,871	Dog or wife..you choose I thought it was funny....with the couple of relationship threads and couple of us having opinions about being single..i get this in my e mail hahaha > 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. > 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. > 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. > 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. > 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. > 6. A dog's parents never visit. > 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. > 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. > 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or > desk. > 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. > 11. Dogs can't talk. > 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24! hours a day. > 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. > 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. > 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. > 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get > another dog?" > 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them > away. > 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a > pervert. > 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. > 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just > think it's interesting. > 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. > 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. > 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. > 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck. > 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus. > And, last but not least: > 26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

03-12-2005, 10:10 AM	#2
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	damn, thats hard decision. own a dog and get a fuck buddie. call it good! __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

03-12-2005, 12:33 PM	#3
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	i'll take the dog. __________________

03-12-2005, 11:58 PM	#7
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 38 Posts: 2,244	Haha, I would so choose a dog. Women are a hassle. __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

03-12-2005, 11:58 PM	#8
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	well steve can laugh all he wants, but theban button is on my side of the board jk __________________

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