HSTuners - Dog or wife..you choose

I thought it was funny....with the couple of relationship threads and couple of us having opinions about being single..i get this in my e mail hahaha

> 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
> 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
> 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
> 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
> 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
> 6. A dog's parents never visit.
> 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
> 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
> 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or
> desk.
> 10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
> 11. Dogs can't talk.
> 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24! hours a day.
> 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
> 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
> 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
> 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
> another dog?"
> 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
> away.
> 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
> pervert.
> 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
> 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
> think it's interesting.
> 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
> 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
> 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
> 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
> 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
> And, last but not least:
> 26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.