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Old 06-05-2002, 01:33 AM   #1
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Joke of the Day

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A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself,
"I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving,
he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was
totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding!
And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

HA Ha stupid prep
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Old 06-05-2002, 01:34 AM   #2
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lol

watcha doing girl ? trying to take my spot of the HS joker ? j/k
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Old 06-05-2002, 01:48 AM   #3
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Old 06-05-2002, 02:06 AM   #4
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watcha doing girl ? trying to take my spot of the HS joker ? j/k


:P nah i couldnt take the place of you
guess i'll have to be the "jokette" lol
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Old 06-05-2002, 06:57 AM   #5
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watcha doing girl ? trying to take my spot of the HS joker ? j/k

your spot? me and biker dominate HS with jokes...you're nothing compared to us...junior!
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Old 06-05-2002, 10:24 AM   #6
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hey i've had my share of jokes too on this board!!!!....
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Old 06-05-2002, 10:26 AM   #7
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i stopped posting jokes b/c people started gettin mad about all there were too many jokes on the OT board......

i'd be more than happy to start posting jokes once again!....
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Old 06-05-2002, 01:50 PM   #8
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i stopped posting jokes b/c people started gettin mad about all there were too many jokes on the OT board......

i'd be more than happy to start posting jokes once again!....
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Old 06-05-2002, 02:54 PM   #9
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Old 06-05-2002, 03:00 PM   #10
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we must hear the good ones
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Old 06-05-2002, 03:16 PM   #11
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Old 06-05-2002, 03:18 PM   #12
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lmao!
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Old 06-05-2002, 03:40 PM   #13
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Old 06-05-2002, 07:38 PM   #14
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lmao hahahahha that's sum hilarious pix man
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Old 06-05-2002, 08:58 PM   #15
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I liked them all

the no kid one is kinda wrong though
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