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If I died (jokE)
If I died?
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: "F**k"
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LMFAO..wow..that would be awkward
edit: off topic: how's the supra coming? |
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lol, thats something i could be myself doing.
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lmao
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The supra is coming along... The starter is going on me so im replacing it
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wow...what do u do for work if u don't mind me asking?
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Im a Vet Tech
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Quote:
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Yeah my turbo timer is three minutes too.. came with the alarm..
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lol. i love the joke...gonna send it to my boyfriend.
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