If I died (jokE)
 

If I died?

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "F**k"

LMFAO..wow..that would be awkward

edit: off topic: how's the supra coming?

lol, thats something i could be myself doing.

lmao

:D :D :D :D :D Thats great.

The supra is coming along... The starter is going on me so im replacing it :D I also got a stronger battery, new rear tires (damn 285/30/19s are expensive) and a viper alarm ( Complete with keyless entry, turbo timer, and remote start).... The mods should be starting soon :D

wow...what do u do for work if u don't mind me asking?

Im a Vet Tech

Sounds like lots of fun Ren, it seems like you got a job again so that's good too.. Turbo timer is really healthy for your turbo, I don't think any of my friends with a turbo don't have one.. It's so funny when someone doesn't know what that is though so when they park they'll be like "dude you left your car running"

Yeah my turbo timer is three minutes too.. came with the alarm..

lol. i love the joke...gonna send it to my boyfriend.