Yo Mamma Jokes

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one of the radio stations in my area is having a "yo mama" weekend. They're having people call up and give their best ones.
I don't remember any that I heard off hand though.

The only one I can remember as a kid is: yo mama so poor she had to put a shake on lay-a-way at McDonalds.


Edit**

Heard one last night on the radio and actually remembered it: yo mama is so short, she sits on the curb and her feet dangle.