Yo Mamma Jokes
 

Bring em...

the first one that comes to mind is:
"yo mamma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta washington's nose"
I think I remember hearing that in middle school

Yo mamma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mamma so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.

Yo mamma so stupid, she went to the movies and it said under 17 not admiitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends.

Why do I remember these?

Yo mamma so fat, she play hopscotch like this.....New York, New Jersey, Virginia, Mississippi..........

yo mommas so fat when she showers it looks like gorillas in the mist

Your mama is so fat when she puts on red everyone says "hey Koolaid!!"

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party....

Yo mamma so dumb...she put a peep-hole on a glass door...

no pun intended im sure ;)

Your mommas so old she has jesus pager number.
Your mommas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your mommas so easy she walks around with a matress tied to her back.
Your mommas so poor i walked in the front door and fell out the back.

Yo momma so dumb...she thought a quarterback was a refund...

yo mommas so old she used to gang abng with the hebrews!! thats a classic

Yo momma so black that she sweats yoohoo...

Your momma so fat, she got baptised @ Sea World.

your momma so skinny, she hang glides with a doritto.

Your moma has 3 titties, 1 says "milk", 1 says "water", 1 says "out of order"

Your mom is so old, she farts dust.

Your momma so fat she fell, broke her leg and gravy poured out.

your momma so fat, she looks at the menu at a restaurant and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so dumb...somebody said that it was chilli outside and she went and got a bowl...

one of the radio stations in my area is having a "yo mama" weekend. They're having people call up and give their best ones.
I don't remember any that I heard off hand though.

The only one I can remember as a kid is: yo mama so poor she had to put a shake on lay-a-way at McDonalds.


Edit**

Heard one last night on the radio and actually remembered it: yo mama is so short, she sits on the curb and her feet dangle.