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Wren57 · 04-22-2003, 07:34 PM

***WARNING***
These posts are offensive in nature, so please stop reading if you are really emotionally fragile or otherwise can not take a joke. As such, these are just jokes and not my personal opinions, just funny things I heard.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, she should have already opened it

Asian woman walks into a bar. There is a black bartender. She says, "I was a jigger, ni****."
He says,"That is rude, I dont appreciate it. Lets switch places and he how you like it." So he walks up to her and says,"I want a drink, ch***."
She says,"We don't serve ni***** here."

Q: If two queers and two lesbians were going to race to San Francisco, who would win the race?
A: The lesbians. They'd be going lickedy split while the queers were getting their shit packed.

Just some funny ones I happened across on the net. Feel free to post any more, but keep the flaming down, these are done in fun and not meant to hurt anyone, just a little joke. Now come on with the southern redneck jokes...

04-22-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
Q: If two queers and two lesbians were going to race to San Francisco, who would win the race?
A: The lesbians. They'd be going lickedy split while the queers were getting their shit packed.

HAHAHAHA!!!

94_AcCoRd_EX · 04-22-2003, 07:39 PM

LMAO

ebpda9 · 04-22-2003, 08:16 PM

pimpinprelude · 04-22-2003, 08:40 PM

""***WARNING***
These posts are offensive in nature, so please stop reading if you are really emotionally fragile or otherwise can not take a joke. As such, these are just jokes and not my personal opinions, just funny things I heard."" i dont want to make anybody mad!! soo just chill!

anyway... how do u kill 10 mexicans at once?
run there pick up truck off the road...

Wren57 · 04-22-2003, 08:54 PM

Q: How do you keep a baby from drowning?
A: Take your foot of its head

Q: Why do queers have mustaches
A: To hide their stretch marks

04-22-2003, 09:51 PM

Can we please get away from the gay jokes

Violent Apathy · 04-23-2003, 12:48 AM

Q:What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A:Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q:How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volvo?
A:Put them in the ashtray

nonovurbizniz · 04-23-2003, 08:58 AM

what do you call a girl with no legs? a suction cup.

What do you call 4 mexicans pushing a car.. grand theft...

what's the difference between a dead squirel and a dead (place you stereo type here)... there are skid marks in front of the squirel.

04-23-2003, 01:28 PM

*****same warnin as them before me *******

Q: Why is there cotton in an aspirin bottle?
A: To remind them they picked cotton before selling drugs.

Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: God held them by their nose while spray painting'em.

04-23-2003, 02:41 PM

Out of these 4 things, which one doesn't fit:
Eggs
Carpet
Wife
BlowJob

Well, you can beat eggs, beat a carpet, beat your wife, but ya just can't beat a blowjob.

________

a little boy is playing with his train set and is saying "everyone on the F!@#ing train, put your F!@#ing bags underneith the seats and hold onto your F!@#ing kids. The mom hears this and comes storming into the room and says to the boy "go to your room for 2 hours!" well, the boy does this and when the 2 hours is up he asks his mom if he can go play with his trains, his mother says he can. So the boys playing with his trains and begins to say "everyone please board the train, please place your bags underneith your seats, and please, hold onto your kids. If anyone has a complaint about that 2 hour delay, please consault the B!@#% in the kitchen.

04-22-2003, 07:34 PM	#1
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	offensive jokes *WARNING* These posts are offensive in nature, so please stop reading if you are really emotionally fragile or otherwise can not take a joke. As such, these are just jokes and not my personal opinions, just funny things I heard. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, she should have already opened it Asian woman walks into a bar. There is a black bartender. She says, "I was a jigger, ni**." He says,"That is rude, I dont appreciate it. Lets switch places and he how you like it." So he walks up to her and says,"I want a drink, ch." She says,"We don't serve ni**** here." Q: If two queers and two lesbians were going to race to San Francisco, who would win the race? A: The lesbians. They'd be going lickedy split while the queers were getting their shit packed. Just some funny ones I happened across on the net. Feel free to post any more, but keep the flaming down, these are done in fun and not meant to hurt anyone, just a little joke. Now come on with the southern redneck jokes... __________________ yeah, its that big

04-22-2003, 07:39 PM	#3
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

04-22-2003, 08:16 PM	#4
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lol __________________

04-22-2003, 08:54 PM	#6
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	Q: How do you keep a baby from drowning? A: Take your foot of its head Q: Why do queers have mustaches A: To hide their stretch marks __________________ yeah, its that big

04-23-2003, 12:48 AM	#8
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 40 Posts: 1,255	Q:What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A:Pizzas don't scream in the oven. Q:How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volvo? A:Put them in the ashtray __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

04-22-2003, 08:40 PM	#5
pimpinprelude Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 37 Posts: 1,325	""*WARNING* These posts are offensive in nature, so please stop reading if you are really emotionally fragile or otherwise can not take a joke. As such, these are just jokes and not my personal opinions, just funny things I heard."" i dont want to make anybody mad!! soo just chill! anyway... how do u kill 10 mexicans at once? run there pick up truck off the road...

04-22-2003, 09:51 PM	#7
juvenile Posts: n/a	Can we please get away from the gay jokes

04-23-2003, 08:58 AM	#9
nonovurbizniz Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ECUSA Age: 47 Posts: 2,693	what do you call a girl with no legs? a suction cup. What do you call 4 mexicans pushing a car.. grand theft... what's the difference between a dead squirel and a dead (place you stereo type here)... there are skid marks in front of the squirel. __________________ I am an A$$hole... take anything I say to heart at YOUR OWN RISK...

04-23-2003, 01:28 PM	#10
zm_dawg Posts: n/a	***same warnin as them before me ***** Q: Why is there cotton in an aspirin bottle? A: To remind them they picked cotton before selling drugs. Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: God held them by their nose while spray painting'em.

04-23-2003, 02:41 PM	#11
Operatic Posts: n/a	Out of these 4 things, which one doesn't fit: Eggs Carpet Wife BlowJob Well, you can beat eggs, beat a carpet, beat your wife, but ya just can't beat a blowjob. ________ a little boy is playing with his train set and is saying "everyone on the F!@#ing train, put your F!@#ing bags underneith the seats and hold onto your F!@#ing kids. The mom hears this and comes storming into the room and says to the boy "go to your room for 2 hours!" well, the boy does this and when the 2 hours is up he asks his mom if he can go play with his trains, his mother says he can. So the boys playing with his trains and begins to say "everyone please board the train, please place your bags underneith your seats, and please, hold onto your kids. If anyone has a complaint about that 2 hour delay, please consault the B!@#% in the kitchen.

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