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ebpda9 · 01-13-2003, 09:37 AM

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

*ChrisCantSkate* · 01-13-2003, 09:41 AM

haha thats funny

Kyle · 01-13-2003, 09:48 AM

*pdiggitydogg* · 01-13-2003, 10:54 AM

01-13-2003, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

LOL! if it were me and i wanted to keep a friendly environment with her parents i would NOT tell her... i dont see any harm in not telling her but i do see harm in telling her.. but thats just me

01-13-2003, 12:08 PM

LMAO...I don't know what's funnier the joke or the fact DomesticImport thought it was for real! (or so I think he did

)

94_AcCoRd_EX · 01-13-2003, 12:14 PM

LMAO that's great

01-13-2003, 12:23 PM

it was for real mate.. dear abby is a real newspaper thingy... that guy should not be marrying that girl!

ShEaNy · 01-13-2003, 12:43 PM

lol...

01-13-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
it was for real mate.. dear abby is a real newspaper thingy... that guy should not be marrying that girl!

I know dear abby is real, but Ithink this is a joke...there are dear abby jokes out there. Of course I could be wrong. Stefan...you a cheatin man?

ebpda9 · 01-13-2003, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
I know dear abby is real, but Ithink this is a joke...there are dear abby jokes out there. Of course I could be wrong. Stefan...you a cheatin man?

me *makes the cross sign* me ????

i'm single so i guess i can't cheat on anyone

a96710 · 01-13-2003, 01:59 PM

01-13-2003, 04:53 PM

What was the reply?

ebpda9 · 01-13-2003, 05:03 PM

dude i just found it on the net

01-13-2003, 05:26 PM

i got it in an email from ruthie

01-13-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
LMAO...I don't know what's funnier the joke or the fact DomesticImport thought it was for real! (or so I think he did )

LOL!! hahahaah woops... hey now cut me a break i just woke up when i came online.

hahah i really thought it was real for some reason lol

01-13-2003, 07:26 PM

Hmm I wasn't for sure if it was for real or not, guess you're not the only one Import

01-13-2003, 09:37 AM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	Dear Abby Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? __________________

01-13-2003, 09:41 AM	#2
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	haha thats funny __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

01-13-2003, 09:48 AM	#3
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 37 Posts: 3,390	lol __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

01-13-2003, 12:14 PM	#7
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 43 Posts: 11,142	LMAO that's great __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

01-13-2003, 05:03 PM	#14
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 43 Posts: 17,266	dude i just found it on the net __________________

01-13-2003, 10:54 AM	#4
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 40 Posts: 10,579	haha

01-13-2003, 12:08 PM	#6
juvenile Posts: n/a	LMAO...I don't know what's funnier the joke or the fact DomesticImport thought it was for real! (or so I think he did )

01-13-2003, 12:23 PM	#8
mt.biker Posts: n/a	it was for real mate.. dear abby is a real newspaper thingy... that guy should not be marrying that girl!

01-13-2003, 12:43 PM	#9
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 40 Posts: 3,821	lol...

01-13-2003, 01:59 PM	#12
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 43 Posts: 1,454	lol

01-13-2003, 04:53 PM	#13
Zybach Posts: n/a	What was the reply?

01-13-2003, 05:26 PM	#15
mt.biker Posts: n/a	i got it in an email from ruthie

01-13-2003, 07:26 PM	#17
Quevv Posts: n/a	Hmm I wasn't for sure if it was for real or not, guess you're not the only one Import

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