Dear Abby
 

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

haha thats funny

lol

haha

Re: Dear Abby
 

LOL! if it were me and i wanted to keep a friendly environment with her parents i would NOT tell her... i dont see any harm in not telling her but i do see harm in telling her.. but thats just me

LMAO...I don't know what's funnier the joke or the fact DomesticImport thought it was for real! (or so I think he did :confused: ;) :D)

LMAO that's great :D

it was for real mate.. dear abby is a real newspaper thingy... that guy should not be marrying that girl!

lol...:loco: ;)

I know dear abby is real, but Ithink this is a joke...there are dear abby jokes out there. Of course I could be wrong. Stefan...you a cheatin man? ;) :D :crazy:

me *makes the cross sign* me ???? ;) i'm single so i guess i can't cheat on anyone :loco:

lol

What was the reply?

dude i just found it on the net

i got it in an email from ruthie

LOL!! hahahaah woops... hey now cut me a break i just woke up when i came online.:moon: :D hahah i really thought it was real for some reason lol

Hmm I wasn't for sure if it was for real or not, guess you're not the only one Import