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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
ohhh boy now we're talking farts  my brother is the master of those. one night we were coming from a store in my car when helets one out so lud at first i thought my muffler fell down or something, then the stench. i had to open all the windows in 36 degree weather and downpuoring. not fun at all 
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Good lord this is so funny!! Are you sure that was your brother or was it YOU! lol...I have to post this joke...its a classic! I almost died reading it the first time..hopefully you guys will get the same enjoyment. hehehe
*Avon Calling*
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.
Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
"Holy cow! What's that smell?"
"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"
"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
Kelly~