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Re: words of wisdom
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Originally posted by mt.biker
15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
18. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
20. Never buy wallpaper if you have just smoked marijuana.
21. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
25. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
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my favs. and the waiter thing is true! i usta be a waiter. you cant tell me some of these assholes are nice people.
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