HSTuners - Nuts anyone?

Father & son went out hunting for the first time. The father told the son to "stay here & be very, very, quiet. I'll be just across that field."

An hour later the father heard a blood curdling scream & ran back to his
son."what's wrong?" he demanded to know."I thought I told you to be quiet."

The son answered "Look dad, I was quiet when the snake slithered over my feet, I was quiet when the bear came up & licked my face, I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder, I closed my eyes & held my breath when the wasp stung me, I didn't cough when I inhaled several gnats, I didn't blink when the spider spun a web over my face & I didn't scratch when the poison oak started itching. But, when two chipmunks crawled up the leg of my pants & said "should we eat them here or take them with us?", well Dad,........... I guess I just panicked!"