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DsBlu01CivEX
10-06-2002, 05:54 PM
lady ...complaining that her breasts are too small....
husband says ...."If you want your breasts to grow,
take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

The husband shrugs, "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't it?"
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-06-2002, 05:57 PM
Ahahaha :D
Kyle
10-06-2002, 06:22 PM
LOL!
DsBlu01CivEX
10-06-2002, 06:56 PM
thank god some of us don't have to worry about that ;) :D
juvenile
10-06-2002, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
thank god some of us don't have to worry about that ;) :D

:eek: Don't tell me you don't wipe your bum??? :o
(So that's what smelled when you entered into AOL!) ;) jk
DsBlu01CivEX
10-06-2002, 07:20 PM
girls don't shit...didn't we have this discussion on here before???? no...i meant some of us girls don't need bigger boobs! jerk!;)
Accord Man
10-06-2002, 08:18 PM
haa, you're funny.. All girls need bigger boobs.. Except those girls that have them as big as a basketball.. they dont need anymore..

juve, your nasty.. and DsBlu01CivEX you're as nasty for playing with him..

eww..
ChrisCantSkate
10-06-2002, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
girls don't shit...didn't we have this discussion on here before???? no...i meant some of us girls don't need bigger boobs! jerk!;)
"you know fast food makes you fart"
"girls dont fart"
"shit that little stoner was right"
mylittlecivic
10-06-2002, 11:50 PM
LOL :D yeah I know how that feels my boobs are too big as it is:o
Racing Rice
10-07-2002, 08:35 AM
I personally dont like huge boobs. I like boobs that are even purportion with the rest of the body.. B or C cups are usually perfect..

Doh, we've talked about this before too.:o
juvenile
10-07-2002, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by mylittlecivic
LOL :D yeah I know how that feels my boobs are too big as it is:o

Ya got a pic of yourself? :bandit:
Rob
10-07-2002, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by juvenile
Ya got a pic of yourself? :bandit:
I do ;) unfortunately I can't tell how big her's are but with the way she looks, it really doesn't matter...:)
Rob
10-07-2002, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
thank god some of us don't have to worry about that ;) :D
:bow:
Originally posted by mylittlecivic
LOL :D yeah I know how that feels my boobs are too big as it is:o
:eek: really??
mylittlecivic
10-07-2002, 08:39 PM
i think 36 dd is too big......:paranoid:
juvenile
10-07-2002, 08:44 PM
ummm pics of yourself please. I haven't seen any pics of you!
Of the whole you prefferably ;)
mt.biker
10-07-2002, 08:53 PM
dimitry- you're a horny bastard!

D- thanks for sharing

anna- if your really unhappy with them you can have them reduced, but girl i would wait a few more years before you make that choice.

rr-as always right on the money
I must say though as long as she has breasts i'm not complaining B and larger are nice, basketballs size :pukey are not breasts!

funny joke d, dimitry you pushed it to the nasty level and i'll never look at the two of you in the same way again.. OMG did you have to play along with that d? :pukey
I'm gone for a few weeks, post something relationship wise and i bump into this and just had to say something... WTF IS WRONG HERE?
ebpda9
10-07-2002, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
WTF IS WRONG HERE?

just face it you cannot stay away ;)
mt.biker
10-07-2002, 08:58 PM
I know ;(
mylittlecivic
10-07-2002, 09:00 PM
no I dont hate them that much they can get annoying sometimes but i couldn't imagine not having them:eek:
juvenile
10-07-2002, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
dimitry- you're a horny bastard!

D- thanks for sharing

anna- if your really unhappy with them you can have them reduced, but girl i would wait a few more years before you make that choice.

funny joke d, dimitry you pushed it to the nasty level and i'll never look at the two of you in the same way again

meh...I'm a guy who hasn't gotten laid yet. What do you expect.

And the joke thing...don't even get me started.
First of all she somewhat fell for it.
Second, the shit you actually say in real life...doesn't get anywhere near this! ANYWHERE NEAR THIS...and you know what I'm talking about ;)
mt.biker
10-07-2002, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by juvenile
meh...I'm a guy who hasn't gotten laid yet. What do you expect.

And the joke thing...don't even get me started.
First of all she somewhat fell for it.
Second, the shit you actually say in real life...doesn't get anywhere near this! ANYWHERE NEAR THIS...and you know what I'm talking about ;)

what i say in the company of other men stays with those guys! full stop end of story
juvenile
10-07-2002, 10:16 PM
meh
Rob
10-08-2002, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by mylittlecivic
i think 36 dd is too big......:paranoid: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
HS! (does not stand for HondaStyle) your pics are deceiving, are the ones that you sent me recent??
DsBlu01CivEX
10-08-2002, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
HS! (does not stand for HondaStyle) your pics are deceiving, are the ones that you sent me recent??

It's easy to make big boobs look small and big boobs look big in pics. It's in real life that it's hard to do that.

Rob-when have you known me not to play along with a joke????
Juve-I didn't fall for it...but I'm not one to not play along with a joke no matter how disgusting it may seem to other guys (goodness you all should know me fairly well enough on here to know that I do have a sense of humor!)

oh and Anna, I'm by no means small chested...but I couldnt imagine being that size...but I know what you mean about how they get in the way sometimes but couldnt imagine not having them. I feel bad for the girls without:yes: but most of them have nice @sses or something else to make up for it.
Rob
10-08-2002, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
It's easy to make big boobs look small and big boobs look big in pics. It's in real life that it's hard to do that.
It all depends what angle the pic is too but from lookin' at the pic that Anna set me, I had no idea she was a DD :eek:

To be honest with you, I used to be a "tit" man so to speak but now it really doesn't matter to me either way, as long as everything is proportional then I'm happy :yes:
DsBlu01CivEX
10-08-2002, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle

To be honest with you, I used to be a "tit" man so to speak

I would have never guessed!!! hahaha:D :D jfwy....but yes proportional is definitely the way to go
Rob
10-08-2002, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
I would have never guessed!!! hahaha:D :D jfwy....but yes proportional is definitely the way to go
what's that supposed to mean??? j/k :D yeah, my ex is/was a 34 DD...it's been so long since I've had a girlfriend though that I really don't think I would be that picky either way at this point ;(
mt.biker
10-08-2002, 11:03 AM
<-- t&A man right here.....