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mt.biker
07-10-2002, 08:39 PM
A train speeds away in a beautiful landscape. In one of the compartments are
4 people, sitting opposite to each other: a high-ranking general, a private and a middle-aged woman and her pretty, sexy daughter.
The ride is rather uneventful until the train enters a tunnel...complete darkness...and suddenly there is a loud slap!...When the train leaves the tunnel all passengers have indescribable looks on their faces, no one says a word...but here is what they think:

-the mother: I've brought up my daughter well - she knows how to handle insolent men

-the daughter: hmm.. my mom still seems to have a strong sex-appeal on men

-the general: damn, the private gets all the fun and I'm getting the beating

-the private: heh, in the next tunnel I'll slap him again
Grip72
07-10-2002, 08:48 PM
that is not even funny:no:
Racing Rice
07-10-2002, 10:00 PM
damn.. wheres clippy! ;)
mt.biker
07-10-2002, 10:37 PM
tough crowd tonight
ebpda9
07-10-2002, 10:45 PM
i think i got it
juvenile
07-11-2002, 12:18 AM
that's a pretty good joke
to those of you who don't get it...are THICK HEADED (demonstrates by pounding his head against the desk) :D

and btw...AHEM AHEM have we forgoten about our agreement? *taps foot on ground* YOU DO NOT POST JOKES I DO NOT POST NEWS.
mt.biker
07-11-2002, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by juvenile
that's a pretty good joke
to those of you who don't get it...are THICK HEADED (demonstrates by pounding his head against the desk) :D

and btw...AHEM AHEM have we forgoten about our agreement? *taps foot on ground* YOU DO NOT POST JOKES I DO NOT POST NEWS.
*cough cough*
http://www.hondastyle.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6133
just evening things out :cool: only joke i'm going to post
juvenile
07-11-2002, 12:46 AM
HEY...you were gone. GONE!
And those are facts....not news. As people mentioned...this is nothign new to people.
Soooo...I believe that a +1 on the me posting something news regarding..eh
mt.biker
07-11-2002, 12:48 AM
Mark Townsend and Jason Burke
Sunday July 7, 2002
The Observer


that looks like a news heading

they have two writters, the date and even the paper it was written in. but if you must post another piece of news feel free :bandit:
juvenile
07-11-2002, 12:50 AM
lol I was just fawkin wit ya
I don't give a rats ass...as long as you don't post my jokes...but it's easier since we get it from the same pool...so it's best to leave things da way dey r ei man
mt.biker
07-11-2002, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by juvenile
lol I was just fawkin wit ya
I don't give a rats ass...as long as you don't post my jokes...but it's easier since we get it from the same pool...so it's best to leave things da way dey r ei man


sounds good to me :)