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GT40FIED
11-02-2003, 03:05 AM
I just caught a snippet of a local news broadcast about a guy who, in the middle of the day, pointed a shotgun at his wife. Of course, police were called and, of course, this retard ran from them. Let me again stress that this was the middle of the god damned day...around noon. So he leads them on a chase for a good while and ends up wrapping his mini van (wtf? You're trying to elude someone, not driving to soccer pratice) around a telephone pole. Here's where my new idea kicks in. They said he was taken to the hospital in critical condition. Under my new idea, if you run from the cops and wrap your dumb ass around a poll...YOU GET LEFT THERE TO DIE. I'm sorry...but it's natural selection. If you're stupid enough to run from the cops (especially in a mini van) then you are obviously a moron and, therefore, your genes are inferior for reproduction thus your existance is negated. It's like when you see those "for dummies" books and there's one on sex...do we really want stupid people breeding? No. So if you're dumb enough to run from the cops and get away...I'll applaud the effort (though not the crime) cuz let's face it...they've got you out numbered. But if you wrap your sorry ass around a tree or another car then you need to be left there to die like the miserable go-tard that you are. So...what do you guys think...am I onto something here?

CD5Passion
11-02-2003, 03:44 AM
I for one second your idea, I've thought the same about this subject since I can remember and it should go for occurences such as drugs and alcohol if you are sent to the hospital because you overdosed (assuming you knew the consequences) you should be left to die in your puke:cool:

ebpda9
11-02-2003, 09:37 AM
well i kinda agree with you, but sometimes under extreme pressure the human brain does not act in your best interest in split second decisions. Ofcourse it might sound dumb what he did when cold thinking it, but in the heat of the moment it is all different. i can give you one example: almost everyone knows that when a car starts sliding on wet/ice it's not good to slam on the brakes, but in extreme situations almost everyone does slam on the brakes making the outcome worse. I guess it's just a human instinct.

spoogenet
11-02-2003, 12:13 PM
I'll play devil's advocate here and argue against you somewhat.

1. If you're driving a minivan, it shouldn't matter whether you're running from the cops or not. You shouldn't be allowed to live just for driving a minivan.

2. Sex for Dummies ought to exist, we should encourage stupid people to attempt procreation...and we should take advantage of their stupidity and teach them something utterly ridiculous so we can all laugh at them. Never underestimate the comedic value of stupid people. We should not, however, allow them to actually learn how to procreate successfully.

3. People who wrap their vehicles around other objects as a direct result of their own stupidity should be given the best medical attention possible. They should be in good health to ensure they can longer endure the impending torture we will give them.

:D

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Loki
11-02-2003, 12:43 PM
No no no no no. You're not seeing some important details here. You're talking about a guy who is dumb enough to own a minivan and to pull a shotgun on his wife. He probably had no clue the cops were after him. Sounds to me like just another typical minivan driver. He just couldn't find another car to cushion his fall.

MAXed Out
11-02-2003, 07:48 PM
Yeah i agree with Loki.