Prayers-Male vs. Female

[GirlRacer]

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, when he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. As I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER: ================

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store.
Amen.

[ebpda9]

oldie but goodie

[Racing Rice]

Not exactly my prayer, but close enough I suppose. :D

[OPAKRACING]

Originally posted by GirlRacer
Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, when he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. As I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER: ================

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store.
Amen.

Thats definately a stereo typical prayer...that aint my prayer either.

[GotGSR]

Shut up you butt loving religious freaks (JUST KIDDING)...she's DAMN RIGHT....so where do you find these chicks and how much do they cost? May the lord forgive me.

[member]

my prayer:

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[CD5Passion]

don't believe in a set religion myself...anything's possible:cool:

[Violent Apathy]

my prayer....moo

[GirlRacer]

whats your prayer babyface?

[mt.biker]

I want alot more then that, but its a good start:cool:

[Wasim521]

yeah but if she's a deaf mute, she can't be "loud" if you get my drift. Sorry, read the loud vs quiet thread just now.

[Sol's Eye]

Originally posted by OPAKRACING
Thats definately a stereo typical prayer...that aint my prayer either.

Stereotypes are BUNDLES OF FUN!!

--end brain activity--

[GirlRacer]

Originally posted by Wasim521
yeah but if she's a deaf mute, she can't be "loud" if you get my drift. Sorry, read the loud vs quiet thread just now.

Actually-can't they make some sounds-but to us they just sound retarded... but they make sound nonetheless...

Maybe they do that retarded sound when they can't contain themselves? :confused: